Jaws

This is of those films I can watch over and over. Of course I have to be in the right mood to start with, but if it’s on TV and I’m channel surfing, it doesn’t have to be one of the better scenes to coerce me into seeing it through and there are some excellent scenes. This made me laugh:

Martha’s Vineyard in Massachusetts, where the movie was filmed, did experience an increase in tourists following the film’s release. However, other seaside resorts did not fare so well that year. Overall, the holiday industry suffered as a result.

OK, so the shark does look a bit rubbery, but it’s the atmosphere. That setup on theOrca (their boat) near the final act, the bonding between those men. Also, I’d say the scariest parts are never the actual shark attacks, but the build up to them. That tuba duuhh duuuuuh ditty (courtesy of Tommy Johnson, according to Articulate). Oh, the bit that made me jump the most? I’ll always remember it – that floating corpse. It scared the hell out of me!

Waterworld

I remember seeing this when I was little. I would’ve been 7 or 8 when it came out, so I wasn’t really thinking too much about reviews and took it on its own merits. Articulate (OK so that’s not the poster’s name, but it’s easier for me to write!) mentions:

Waterworld was nominated for worst picture, worst director, worst actor and worst supporting actor at the Razzies, with Dennis Hopper “triumphing” in the latter category.

Which is a shame, I’d say. I was taken by pissing in a contraption that’d make urine into a tasy drink just as I was taken by the floating town and the massive wrecked ship near the end. Seeing the submerged city was cool too. Also, what was so very wrong with Dennis Hopper?! I thought he was a perfectly suitable ott monster to be chasing the main characters. I wasn’t too taken by the protagonist and co, true enough, but given the situation they seemed quite fitting. So it’s not a groundbreaking film, but I do find parts inspirational even if all together the film seems a little flawed.

The other way to read books is made to look and feel more like the real thing. Called the eBook Reader, this book-sized Sony-made device boasts a large battery life and space for over a hundred books. There are already thousands of book titles available to be used in conjunction with the reader from Waterstone’s eBook store. I doubt and I hope that these don’t replace the trusty paper-based book we all know and love. I’ve seen things like this eBook that emerged a few years back and didn’t hear any more about them.

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Tropic Thunder has a brilliant ensemble cast and features one of my favourite actors, Robert Downey Jr. It pays homage to films like Platoon and Apocalypse Now, and it is laugh-out-loud funny.

Tropic Thunder sees Damien Cockburn (Steve Coogan) filming his directorial debut a war movie and it going badly. When he enlists the help of the author of Tropic Thunder the book, Four Leaf Tayback (Nick Nolte), the grizzled nam-vetran suggests they take the sheltered actors to the jungle and rig up cameras to shoot a far grittier movie. At this point things get all too real and Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller), Jeff Portnoy (Jack Black), Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr) and Kevin Sandusky (Jay Baruchel) must fight their way through the jungle and its hostile inhabitants.

The cast are all good, but two of them really shone for me – Downey Jr and Tom Cruises’s unexpected cameo as Les Grossman. Downey plays an Australian method actor whose dedication has driven him to have a controversial skin pigmentation to turn him black. All of his jokes are delivered perfectly. Jack Black’s Jeff Portnoy, who is known as a comedy actor playing all the roles himself (Nutty Professor style) loses his drugs and spends much of the film in a cold sweat. At his most desperate when tied to a tree, he offers his services to his comrades if they release him – “I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipes, and swallow the gravy.” . Stiller’s character sees Tropic Thunder as a way to reboot his waning career after his last lukewarm performance in Scorcher 6 (shown in an amusing trailer at the beginning of the film) and doesn’t realise that fiction has suddenly become a battle for survival. Tom Cruise’s character Les Grossman is a complete maniac and constantly shouting, be it at colleagues, friends, or ransom-demanding Viet-Cong bad guys. In his more philosophical moments he dances to rap music and dishes out reassurances – “Speedman is a dying star. A white dwarf headed for a black hole. That’s physics. It’s inevitable.” It is a pleasant surprise to see Cruise in this role and he gets plenty of laughs.

Exchanges between Downry Jr and Stiller concerning his “Simple Jack” character are both funny and at times immoral, but shouldn’t be taken to heart. Equally there are jokes concerning race, but these are never overbearing.

I would rank this near to the likes of Shaun of the Dead and Borat for laughs and for that bit more substance than your average insipid comedy – you know, the kind that have those DVD covers of puke-worthy pinks and whites with people’s faces all over them, it’s the same for books and music too…

Go see it! You will laugh. Oh, and I know what dude I am. I’m the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude!

Enjoy.

Recently I’ve been writing short stories, aiming to have them published in magazines. Hopefully I’ll crack it and this’ll add a bit more weight to my writing CV. Maybe I’ll be able to put a story or two on the site then, but we shall have to see. So far I have two short stories, one is a fantasy/fiction piece concerning time travel and another which is a claustrophobic sci-fi tale. I have quite a few ideas which I hope will flourish into more short stories. I’d like to get to the stage where I have an army of these which I can use as ammunition whenever someone shows interest in my writing and asks to see some.

I’m really enjoying writing these. It helps me to focus on words and sentences, to keep everything tight, to (try to) tell a coherent story in a short space of time and to watch the word count. I’d advise anyone who likes writing and is looking to be published to give it a try. Also, on weekday mornings when I’m fresh (knackered & grumpy) I can edit a printed copy and check it for flow/spelling etc.

Whether I’ll continue with these one-a-week short stories remains to be seen, as I am starting to get into writing my new book, but I’ll update here with any developments. Until then, if you’re a writer – happy writing!

Here’s the link to the full song. I’m not sure how long it’ll be up, so click now (unless you like James Bond, then apparently, don’t)!

I loved Ron Perlman as Hellboy and del Toro’s directing, not to mention his take on Mignola’s world of nutcase Nazis and and Lovecraftian monsters. From the trailer it was quite plain to see that Hellboy 2 would be bigger – at least visually and character-wise, but I was a little worried that the CGI-factor would swallow up everything else.

The story revolves around three pieces of a crown that are broken up in an impressive fairy-tale opening sequence and the pact between man and elf, who split the crown between each other and vow never to combine them and raise the Golden Army – an unstoppable, monstrous army of robots that were created to do very bad things. Prince Nuada (Luke Goss), the elf-king’s son, doesn’t agree with the truce, and after going into exile, returns in the present to reclaim the fragments of the crown and resurrect the Golden Army for himself.

Hellboy 2 is, as far as I’m concerned, a big success and a very enjoyable sequel to a well-rounded piece of cinema. It has fantastic visuals, great action sequences and cool characters. It has also retained the ability never to take itself too seriously, which is important for this type of film. Best of all, the humour is actually funny, so when you’re not being treated to cool fantasy sequences, you can have a giggle with the big red ape and his pals.

I’ve heard some negativity surrounding the drunken sing-song between Hellboy and Abe (Doug Jones). Personally I found this highly amusing and sadly felt I’d rather like to get drunk with the pair (yes, a big red demon and a blue aquatic psychic sometimes feel more accessible than peers). One-liners are as sharp as they were in the original, which helps (like the original) to lift the series above other, bog-standard comic book romps. Characters are built on from the previous adventure – Selma Blair’s character Liz has to deal with pregnancy, and a fiery relationship with Hellboy which they are both finding difficult. Even Abe has a new love interest in the form of Princess Nuala (Anna Walton).  Meanwhile Johann Krauss (Seth MacFarlane) appears on the scene in full, smoky glory to mix things up a little and to tread on Hellboy’s toes in some amusing scenes.

The Bureau’s gone a little bit Men In Black and the brother/sister/father thing (including the drying up skin-factor) is very Blade 2 (a previous del Toro effort, also with Luke Goss), but this can be forgiven as there are some nice, fresh ideas in the movie and some great set-pieces, for instance, the Golden Army themselves and the Elemental’s attack on the city.

If you enjoyed the first movie, I don’t see why you wouldn’t enjoy this, which is bigger, brighter, and a surprisingly welcome departure from the “Hellboy’s cursed destiny” vibe of the first film, which although present, seems to me to take a back seat. Go and see it!